As many of you have heard by now, my father, the always outspoken Tannis Ve'Glanz, has met with a rather unfortunate end. In this time of great sorrow, I have decided to place upon my shoulders the burden of carrying on the family tradition, and have assumed the role as President and CEO of Netfali Arms Inc.
Greetings Gentlebeings and Happy Holidays.
While my heart is heavy with grief, I have found strength in the many letters of support and encouragement from our stockholders and retail outlets who wish to see Netfali Arms continue to produce the high quality products the galaxy has become accustomed to. That being said, please enjoy browsing our newest Fete Holiday Catalog. I'm sure you will find the perfect gift to give that special someone-one way or the other.
And for those who have voiced their concerns over my promotion, I assure you, Netfali Arms Inc. will grow stronger than ever, overshadowing these lesser arms companies to remain the shining crown jewel in the dark galaxy of mediocre retail weaponry.
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Greetings Nerfchuckers! Fast Edie coming at you from the other side of the galaxy! Now, I saw that good ole’ NA was posting their online Fete Week Holiday Catalog and you know I just had to step in and spice it up with some of my own personal goodies! Now, keep in mind kids, that some of my items are…shall we say…illegal? So the only place you are going to find the good stuff is through me and my contacts, and my prices are insane!!! So enjoy! And I’ll see you in the black market!!!!
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