I would like to start off with saying that rumors of my demise were grossly exaggerated. While I did suffer some injuries a while back they were not as grievous as others would have you believe.
So please, enjoy this seasons offerings and rest assured, things at Netfali Arms are running smoothly and better than ever!
Greetings Gentlebeings!
Therefore, it is my honor to announce that I have reclaimed my position as President and C.E.O of Netfali Arms. As many of you are aware, in my absence, Du’bay Wandana, the acting President, made some questionable business decisions that led to steady decrease in product quality and safety.
Upon my return I have made it priority one to right those wrongs and greenlight several new projects that were shuttled off onto the back burner. Many of those products you will find in our current online catalog.
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